Well folks, just when we thought life on this planet couldn't get any more insane, it has. Samuel Wurzelbacher (aka Joe The Plumber) has been hired by a website media outlet (conservative outlet pjtv.com) as a War Correspondent over in Israel.
So let me get this straight. Let me understand what is required for this job.
Knowledge of Foreign Policy?
Knowledge of the history of the region you will be covering?
Know how to fix a leaky toilet?
I first heard about this last night on The Daily Show. When asked if he fears for his safety, Joe had a brilliant answer (paraphrased):
"As a Christian, I know God will be on my side."
As Jon Stewart (jokingly) said (paraphrased): "Hey Joe, make sure you say that a LOT when you're over in the area."
Joe Six-Pack to become White House Press Secretary?
Jane Soccer Mom, wife of Joe Six-Pack, to become UN Ambassador to Pakistan?
Susie and Johnnie, daughter and son of Jane and Joe, to become House Minority Leaders?