3.10.2008

In Honor Of Uncle Sam And His Corporate Minions

All those who post here from now on must leave the following: full name, address, social security number, blood and urine sample, the reason for your visit, whether or not you are affiliated with any terrorist organization(s), your sexual orientation and religious preference. Please be prepared to undergo a background, credit and DMV check. Also know the potential for a retina scan exists as well. Please know that at the end of your comment, you will be required to provide a sample of your skin for the insertion of an RFID chip. We will mail that to you, along with instructions on reattachment.

Thank you. And have a good day.

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