I found this on our local job bulletin board. It gave me a good laugh.
FEED HORSES AM and PM, and water/clean stalls/paddocks every other day. Interview and then Start Immediately! Have a very, VERY DEPENDABLE VEHICLE, live close by, and be able to feed 2 TIMES per DAY, EVERY DAY, in the morning and again, [about 12 hours later], in the late afternoon/early evening!!! AM feedings are needed to be done sometimes around approximately 6-8 AM, [give or take], and also, again, sometimes at around approximately 5-8 PM. THIS IS A SPLIT SHIFT! Drive there in the AM and then Drive there AGAIN in the PM!!! Averages about 1+ hours of ACTUAL work per day,
[ok, so far sounds fairly kosher, correct? the "hmmm" factor follows]:
but it is hardly worth it when you figure in your TRAVEL TIME and GASOLINE!
Ok, so explain to me why I should apply?