8.24.2006

things that make me go "yeah right...wtf ever"

*models in magazines with quoted captions saying "i know real beauty comes from the inside" when the entire advertisement is geared towards looking at this woman who has no wrinkles, no blemishes, perfectly shiny hair, perfectly straight, blinding-white teeth and not an ounce of noticable fat or cellulite on her. oh yeah and she is never over 30.
*counselors and psychologists who like to say certain behavior is acceptable and certain behavior is unacceptable. (i want to know who gets to decide so I can get on that committee! driving on a cell phone and watching fox news would fall under the unacceptable category for sure.)
*anything that comes out of bill o'reilly's mouth.
*any promise that comes from an employer.
*food nazis (the vegans) who say "no honestly you will LOVE tofu!"
*the landlord saying "ok. leak is repaired!"
*men and women stuffed into bland suits who say with no emotion "the economy is improving. the numbers are up. unemployment is down."
*any person who says "all you need to do is vote and write letters to your government officials to make a change in the system."
*whenever anyone in the medical profession says "this will only hurt a leetle bit".
and finally, the #1 thing that makes me go "yeah right, wtf ever":
*the religious freaks who say "i love you" but then say "you're going to hell" upon hearing of my beliefs--all with a smile on their face. the american way. insults with a smile.

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