You Know You're Middle Aged When........

you know you're middle aged when:

1) you begin to read the fiber count on food labels

2) you know all of the songs on the car commercials

3) you actually cut off the kernels from corn on the cob

4) you not only impose a curfew on your kids, you impose one on yourself

5) you bring ear plugs to concerts

6) conversations about the weather actually become quite interesting

7) you once laughed at those "help me i've fallen and i can't get up" commercials. now you don't find them so funny.

8) those times where you must choose between sex and sleep, you now choose sleep.

says a wise sage

as we age

the lines they appear

but have no fear

for the years shall find you

this is true

bringing forth the chance

to sing, learn and dance

to share love in a new way

whether thru work or play

yes this is the time

to run barefoot in the grass

before father time comes

and kicks you in the ass.

(c) 2006 & 2003