i'm almost embarassed to even write about this but i just have to say something. each time i sign on to my ISP or attempt to watch any of the news channels on tv, i'm bombarded with pictures and headlines about this stupid childish moronic fight between two adults who are behaving like a miniature george bush in their own right. enough already. i have just the solution.
put them in an interrogation room with the CIA and have them subjected to some mind control experiments where they are given such suggestions as "i support osama bin laden" and "i hate america". then put them both in a room labeled "WMD" and send in some of our soldiers to deal with them. after labeling them "television terrorists", they are tried in a federal court, found guilty of treason, stupidity and wasting the publics time, and are then sent to guantanamo. at which point, their collection of billions in assets are used to build housing for the homeless, provide health care for the uninsured poor and to create a vast network of community gardens to feed the hungry. both are given makeovers--donald's head is shaved and rosie is put on a diet.
both are then required to write one zillion times: "i am an idiot. i am sorry i used (wasted) expensive media time saying such nasty comments about someone i don't even know. the truth was, i was too chicken to deal with him/her in person."
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